ryan-c-cole:

krudman:

ghostgreen:

anderjak:

starkinglyhandsome:

anderjak:

toxcatl:

kaylee-laughing-alone-with-salad:

malicemidnight:

nerdblogging:

gamzeesmiracles:

physicist-waffle:

THIS IS ADORABLE

ok i think this was supposed to be cute but there was legit fear in my soul when they mentioned a spider galloping towards me

It’s galloping towards you for FRIENDSHIP? It’s cute dont h8

OH HELL NO

Idc how friendly or useful he is he will be squished under my shoe in a /friendly/ way

it literally wont harm you. you don’t need to kill every damn creature that looks scary to you, ok. granted its as big as a hand which would make me very weary, but dont have to stomp on the poor lil dude like dang.

dude this spider is cool what the hell

like i understand people’s fear of spiders but most homedwellers literally just wanna eat your bugs and chill out in corners out of your way and the only difference with this one is that he’s willing to go out of his way to kill your other bugs

that’s not a spider

that’s a small pet that you give scritches

ok yeah this little guy seems cool and all but some people just have phobias aight like

just because you tell someone thunder or deep water isn’t going to hurt them that doesn’t mean that they’re just gonna stop being afraid of thunder or deep water

shit i don’t care if this spider presented me with flowers and a copy of Majora’s Mask i would still be fucking terrified of it and my fight-or-flight instinct would most def take over

stop condescending to people who have phobias of shit like this okay if you think this spider’s adorable and want to have like 12 of them that’s fucking awesome but good luck getting me to come to your house

i don’t think anyone’s necessarily saying “stop being afraid of spiders,” just pointing out how what seems big and scary is actually surprisingly docile toward humans

and trust me i had some nasty arachnophobia growing up because my hometown had a bunch of different kinds of spiders all over the place and my mom really enjoyed watching shows that talked about shit that could kill you pretty frequently (and guess what black widows were pretty high on the list and— i can actually barely bring myself to remember it)

but one of the ways to help deal with phobia is by casting things in a new light with cool information

and the cool thing is this thing seems to be totally legit from what i can tell, they don’t even lay eggs inside homes, so you don’t have to worry about the obvious problem with that

phobias are difficult to get over, to put it as almost offensively simply as possible, but good information for people who want to try to learn more about something they fear is still handy to have on hand

no no, you see how we get over phobias is to never, ever talk about them and never ever deal with them. they will go away on their own, you see. 

It is condescending to educate people on creatures that are perfectly harmless, and more condescending to ask people not kill creatures that are perfectly harmless.

I better not tell people not to run over snakes for no reason. Some one may take offense.

Guys, I don’t think you understand who the real victim is in all of this.

All of this.

jenpenn:

frillymays:

FRANCE CONFIRMED

belgium and netherlands confirmed for elite 4 location YAY!
in an extremely ironic twist it’s all rocky and mountainous..ha

Awwwwy yeah!